The Quotes

Yup! The quotage hath returned!!! Enjoy!

Abby has been my bestest best friend since the 2nd grade. Words can not express how much she means to me...wait... those were words weren't they? Well, I guess words CAN express how I feel...Yayness!

Updated 01-11-05

Andy

Andy is another of my bestest best buds! The dude is currently enjoying the taken life with one of my other best friends Abby. He is REALLY into dragons and RPG. He never thought I'd get around to putting him up here...HAHA!

Brian

Ahhh.... Brian... one of my very good friends. The dude is almost as random as I... ALMOST! To him, there is NO, i repeat, NO SUBSTITUTE for Coke and Macs must cease to be! He's a good guy...and the only one I can talk to about the 4th Dimension.

Dave

David is one of the most arrogant people I know... but also one of the sweetest. He has a heart of gold... and sometimes I think is mind is made of something else too...maybe plastic...

Mary

Yea... I run this site... what more do you want from me... to find out about me, go back to the home page or e-mail me...

Updated 01-11-04

Mike

Mike was also in the *cough*helluva*cough* English class. We stuck it out together, Mike, Sean and I...and from it spawned a friendship...

Sean

Seany B... now he's a character. Caterer/chef by day, um... I really dunno what he is by night... *shrugs* Sorry Sean! Aaaanyways, this guy was a riot to be in *ugh* Freshman Composition with. Those were some craaaazy times.

Steve

Steve! The dude is a math whiz... move over John Nash... A Beautiful Mind should be aboot him. Yea Steve's gonna disprove infinity and children of the future will egg his hoose because he made Algebra near impossible. Steve is French Canadian... cool, eh?

Dr. Crundwell

Dr. Crundwell was my Chemistry professor when I was young and stupid (aka first semester freshman). I was a Chem major at the time. This class made me realize one important thing about being a Chemistry major... CHEMISTRY IS HARD!!! But even though the class was hard, it was never boring due to Dr. Crunwell. I switched my major to Geography the next semester.

Dr. Feder

Dr. Feder is an archaeologist...Dr. Feder was my archaeology professor this past semester. Dr. Feder looks like what happens when a love story is written about when Richard Simmons falls in love with one of Wily Wonka's Oompa Loompas. It's funny and he's a funny guy. He's always complaining about something whether or not it's the tick in his eye (yes a real insect tick) or the fact that he doesn't know how his cell phone works. It was an interesting class... Here's to Dr. Feder!

Dr. Heitner

Dr. Heitner is a very old and smelly man. It is my hypothesis that he has expired (in more ways than one) long, long ago. This guy lives out of his white van (which , by the way, José's boss remembers it from like the 1960's) and reeks of formaldihyde (sp?). The dude is a walking skeleton. He once touched José's shoulder and apparently some of his living dead molecules were transferred into Jose's living cells 'coz José can now walk through walls.

Dr. Kyem

Dr. Kyem is one of my many Geography professors. He is also my advisor who helps me choose my classes. He's a funny man from Ghana and sometimes we don't understand what he says...

Miscellaneous People

People are funny... I like funny people... These people are especially funny...

Conversations

Most of this hilarity comes from our conversations. Yea... I talk to people and funny things are said...

Updated 01-11-05

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